To Change A Light Bulb

Some may say that these lines are divisive.
But, the body of Christ has great diversity and I think that we should all be able to laugh at ourselves.

How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?: Only one, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
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Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and pray [that] the light bulb will decide to change itself.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?: CHANGE?????????
How many neo-evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?: No one knows. They can't tell the difference beyween light and darkness.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?: Ten. One to change the light bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?: One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today!
How many fundamentalists or independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?: Only one, because any more would mean compromise.
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?: At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
How many Anglicans or Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?: None. They always use candles.
How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?